SO Glad I’m Not at the Office

Was just checking in with Swifty, who’s over at “The Office” to see if he had anything in Holy Bull. He had the trifecta… he’s on fire! I took a pass on the Holy Bull.

While we were chatting I could hear a low booming voice over the din of the simulcast over his cell phone.

Swifty: “You’re SO lucky you’re not here… you would be SO annoyed. There’s an older know it all guy spouting off about all the races. A table of 3 young professionals fawningly asked him if he had ever seen a horse as a good as Big Brown.”

Me: “EEEEEWWWWWWWW”

Swifty: “Yeah, wait… his answer “Secretariat“.”